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The big-assed woman suddenly became flat-assed, and called the police, saying that the old French hag next door had put a spell on her. When the police arrived they asked the French old lady mirthfully if she had cast a spell on the neighbor. The lady, in a thick, French accent, said "Butt off curse!"

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:iconpurvis-the-peddler:
Purvis-the-peddler Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017
Oh, FUCK YOU, Sve. That was fucking painful.
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:iconcatkinsvedka:
CatkinSvedka Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you liked it. :-)
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:iconjet-lynx:
JET-LYNX Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Professional Photographer
Lol
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:iconcatkinsvedka:
CatkinSvedka Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:thumbsup::santa:
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:iconlucasario:
lucasario Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
Oh, great. Please don't tell me you're the kind of person who enjoys the pain bad puns inflict on other people.  
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:iconcatkinsvedka:
CatkinSvedka Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I enjoy the pain good puns inflict on other people. :P
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:iconlucasario:
lucasario Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
ah, cabbage.
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:icondalek-hal:
dalek-hal Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016   Traditional Artist
Aaargh! Le pain..!
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:iconcatkinsvedka:
CatkinSvedka Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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